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Before Kids...

Unique, fun products that reflect on life before our children!

Before Kids...I cooked one dinner.
$22.00
We actually heard about a mom who makes four dinners a night! At least while you’re playing short-order cook, you’ll look great. Made of high quality fabric, our aprons have an adjustable neck, stay flat long ties, and are fully hemmed. For the mom or dad who never has enough hands, we added a divided 7” deep pocket. APRON Available in 100% cotton or PolyCotton Twill. Machine washable. 27 wide, 31 long, a flattering length for women. Made and printed in the USA.

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Before Kids...I drank decaf.
$9.00
Whether you actually drank decaf or not, you get the humor. Parents are tired all the time! Turns out you have a lot in common with an over the road trucker - you need fuel. You need to keep up with your pack - even if you pack is an 11 lb. 3 month old. MUG 16 oz. white bistro mug. Chocolate brown lettering. Imported MugPrinted USA.

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Before Kids...work ended at five.
$9.00
Maybe your work ended at 6 or 7, but then you had the evening to yourself for dinner with friends, reading a (chapter) book, or a walk. It’s dramatically different now - you rush home, swing open the door to the joyous welcome of “mommy, mommy,” and then the work starts dinner, bath, laundry, kitchen clean-up, bills, grocery, etc. MUG 16 oz. white bistro mug. Chocolate brown lettering. Imported MugPrinted USA.

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Before Kids...Gift Set of Three Notepads
$24.00
Perfect gift for mom! Our three popular notepads wrapped as a gift package Before Kids...three in bed was risque; Before Kids...whine was a beverage; and Before Kids...I thought I was busy. A gift pack contains three individually wrapped notepads. Each notepad is 75 sheets of nice heavy weight paper. Each notepad is 7.5 inches long by 3.75 inches wide. Made and printed in the USA.

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Before Kids...I thought I was busy.
$9.00
Sports, playdates, birthday parties, doctors' appointments, haircuts, teachers' meetings - there is always so much to remember with kids. Remember when keeping track of your own schedule seemed difficult? Keep a cube by the phone or in the kitchen to help you manage the family's antics. NOTE CUBE Stripes of blue and white paper, 400 sheets per pad, nice heavy weight paper. 3.75 inches by 3.75 inches. Made and printed in the USA.

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Before Kids...I thought I was busy.
$8.00
Sports, playdates, birthday parties, doctors' appointments, haircuts, teachers' meetings - there is always so much to remember with kids. Remember when keeping track of your own schedule seemed difficult? Keep a notepad by the phone or in the kitchen to help you manage the family's antics. NOTEPAD 75 sheets per pad, nice heavy weight paper. 7.5 inches long by 3.75 inches wide. Made and printed in the USA.

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Before Kids...three in bed was risque.
$8.00
How many mornings have you awoken to find a kid in your bed? Whether it happened by accident or design, most kids, if only for a night, maneuver their way into your bed. Write a note in your notepad and get a giggle of the nocturnal adventures of your family. NOTEPAD 75 sheets per pad, nice heavy weight paper. 7.5 inches long by 3.75 inches wide. Made and printed in the USA.

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Before Kids...whine was a beverage.
$8.00
No nap, hungry, or off their schedule - watch out! Even the sweetest kid can turn sour. And, we’re sorry to report that whining does not discriminate by age, the topics just change. …he took my toy, can we get a dog, and why can’t I use the car… Since they are going to whine, you might as well chuckle. NOTEPAD 75 sheets per pad, nice heavy weight paper. 7.5 inches long by 3.75 inches wide. Made and printed in the USA.

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Before Kids...I had shoe money.
$30.00
New clothes, restaurants, and vacations for mom, what are those? Your money goes to quality schools, clothes for the ever-growing child, birthday parties, and activities - it never ends. And then there is college… Even if you can afford it, who gets to go shopping (alone). Go ahead and have a laugh. T-SHIRT White torso with light pink 34 sleeves, chocolate brown lettering. Bella Tee - 100% cotton. Machine washable. Flattering on all shapes and sizes of women. Shirt ImportedPrinting USA.

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Before Kids...I slept late.
$24.00
Did you sleep until 8 or 9? Or did you sleep until noon like a teenager? Whatever your hour, those days are gone. Why is it that kids wake-up so early? We love this t-shirt, it’s great for the gym, gardening, or wearing on a run. Also perfect for those that just like a comfortable, loose cut shirt. These shirts are specifically cut and sized for women. T-SHIRT 100% cotton, yarn dyed, preshrunk, and very soft. Available in your choice of celedon or ice blue. Chocolate brown lettering. Machine washable. Shirt ImportedPrinting USA.

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Before Kids...three in bed was risque.
$24.00
By popular demand we've made this sentiment into a t-shirt! Seems a lot moms can relate to this. How many mornings have you awoken to find a kid in your bed? Whether it happened by accident or design, most kids, if only for a night, maneuver their way into your bed. We love this t-shirt, it’s great for the gym, gardening, or wearing on a run. Also perfect for those that just like a comfortable, loose cut shirt. These shirts are specifically cut and sized for women. T-SHIRT 100% cotton, yarn dyed, preshrunk, and very soft. Available in blossom pink. Chocolate brown lettering. Machine washable. Shirt ImportedPrinting USA.

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Before Kids...whine was a beverage.
$28.00
No nap, hungry, or off their schedule - watch out! Even the sweetest kid can turn sour. And, we’re sorry to report that whining does not discriminate by age, the topics just change. …he took my toy, can we get a dog, and why can’t I use the car… Since they are going to whine, you might as well chuckle. T-SHIRT Gap or Bella T-Shirt - 95% Cotton, 5% Lyra. Available in white. Chocolate brown lettering. Machine washable. Shirt ImportedPrinting USA.